Prepare To Be Turned On

June 25, 2008 / Posted by:

Pull out the Kleenex and KY, because a Mini-Me sexy time tape is upon us! It’s what your genitals have been waiting for. TMZ has a “tiny” clip of Verne Troyer tonguing his girlfriend at the time. SugarDVD has reportedly offered $100,000 for the sex tape, but no deal has been made.

I need to see this now, just so I know what Mini-Me is working with. I bet he has taquito dick with extra cheese. I mean, does it even reach?!

They better call this shit “Mini-In-Me” or I’m going to be pissed!

Click here to watch the “short” clip and try not to bust a nut all over your keyboard.

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