Last night was the premiere of “Celebrity Family Fued” featuring the Ice-T family against the Joan Rivers family. It looked like Dr. 90210’s office exploded all over the stage. Tupperware faces and Ziploc bag chichis. I shouldn’t say that. The always sophisticated CoCo’s natural-looking tittays are made out of liquid diamonds.
Anyway, this shit did not have enough of CoCo’s elegance in it! Fuck all those other people. The whole hour should’ve been devoted to Coco bouncing up and down, giggling and screaming, “shaaaake your booooteeeeee” over and over again. I watched that part like a million times and now I think I’m pregnant with her child. We’re going to name it MarshMallow.
Unfortunately, the genius of CoCo was no match for the Rivers family. But Ice-T did manage to get bleeped when asked, “What is slippery and hard to hold on to?” The correct answer is CoCo’s dignity. I’m joking. She’s made out of dignity….and liquid diamonds.
Above is CoCo and her booooteeeeee and below is Ice-T getting bleeped.