Naomi Is Not Wanted

June 25, 2008 / Posted by:

Naomi Campbell is not wanted at Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday celebration this weekend in London. Mandela himself demanded that Naomi be taken off the list of presenters. She was supposed to introduce some musical acts and shit, but Mandela is not happy with her recent arrest and now she’s been banished to the bleachers.

A source told the Daily Mail, “The man himself intervened and she was pulled off the list. He was disappointed with her recent arrest – particularly as she was wearing a 46664 baseball cap at the time.”

46664 was Mandela’s inmate number and it’s also the name of his AIDS charity. The source went on to say, “The organizers felt that this type of negative publicity goes against everything Mandela stands for and didn’t want her arrest to be associated with the charity concert.” Naomi and Mandela have been friends for over 10 years and she even called him her “honorary pepaw.” Well, she said “grandfather,” but you know…

Seriously, you need serious help when even the all-forgiving Nelson Mandela doesn’t want to deal with your crazy antics. I mean, even Amy Wino has been invited to take the stage.

Naomi should stay home anyway and spend the night rubbing Rogaine foam on her head.

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