John Mayer Is Such An Effin Gentleman

June 25, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

John Mayer was dating Minka Kelly before he met the love of ~~this month~~ his life, Jennifer Aniston. Page Six reports that John called up Minka to let her know what was coming. A source said, “Minka received a call from John prior to the story breaking about his relationship with Jennifer. He apologized to Minka, ‘Sorry, but I’m really in love.’ ” She found that interesting as, “during his relationship with her, John mentioned, ‘I don’t really get this Jennifer Aniston thing.'”

That John is such and honest and caring tool. If this Aniston thing doesn’t work out, he would be a prime candidate for eHarmony. Wait, that’s probably where he met Aniston.

And he’s in love with Aniston?! Probably because she’s the only chick that didn’t vomit when she saw his abnormally shaped dick and urethra. You know he has one of those. (NSFL warning) Click here (Seriously, don’t click) to see it.

Here’s John outside of his hotel in Manchester, England today posing for pictures with his fans.

Tags: Dumbasses, Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer, Uncomfortable

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