Getting A Head Start

June 25, 2008 / Posted by:

Robot Call Girl told InTouch Weekly that her daughters, ages 3 and 4, are currently in therapy because of her messy divorce to Prostitute Tranny Infested Sperm. She said, “My kids are in therapy. It’s very sad that they need to be there, but they do for now. On the other hand, it’s good they have an outlet to deal with their feelings and someone who is just their advocate.”

No, it’s really sad that she’s telling their business to InTouch! She claims she’s speaking out to help other parents, “If I can help anyone feel better about their kids being in therapy — then something else good has come of this, too.Irv Richards needs to come and get his daughter and take her out for a colonic because she’s full of shit! I mean, she is constipated.

Thanks to their lube-for-brains parents, Sam and Lola will need therapy for the rest of their lives. They aren’t the only ones that need help, Denise and Charlie should both sit on the shrink’s couch. Better yet, they should be locked up in the looney bin.

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