DREADED CAPS!!!!

June 25, 2008 / Posted by:

Kanye West is angry about the whole Bonnaroo fiasco. He’s so angry that he wants to pop a CAP in a bitch and he did. Kanye took to his blog and ranted almost entirely in CAPS! I couldn’t read that shit, because I feel like he’s screaming at me like a crazy person. When somebody is yelling at me (which is often), I go downstairs, take a walk to the nearest bar, down a shot of patron, come back upstairs and pretend like nothing happened. If they start screaming at me again, I repeat all steps. So… here’s just a slice of Kanye’s rant. You can read the entire cry-baby-rant at his blog.

This is the most offended I’ve ever been… this is the maddest I ever will be. I’m typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!! Call me any name you want…. arrogant, conceited, narcissistic, racist, metro, fag whatever you can think of…. BUT NEVER SAY I DIDN’T GIVE MY ALL! NEVER SAY I DIDN’T GIVE MY ALL! THIS SHOWS NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY TO BE GOOD AT SOMETHING THERE WILL BE PEOPLE THERE TO LIE ABOUT YOU AND BRING YOU DOWN! LIKE WAYNE SAYS PLEASE DON’T SHOOT ME DOWN CAUSE I’M FLYING! I’M FUCKING HURT BY THIS ONE. ALL I CARE ABOUT ARE THE FANS. JUST SAY THIS OUT LOUD IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE, “KANYE DOESN’T CARE ABOUT GIVING A GOOD PERFORMANCE.” CAN ANYONE HONESTLY SAY THAT ????????? HAS ANYONE EVEN TAKEN THE TIME TO AT LEAST DO THE MATH??? BONNAROO SHOULD HAVE RELEASED A STATEMENT IN MY DEFENSE BUT SINCE THEY HAVEN’T LET’S BREAK DOWN THE WALLS ON THIS TRUMAN SHOW AND LET YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY OCCURRED!!! FOR OVER A MONTH WE WENT BACK AND FORTH ON WETHER OR NOT WE COULD EVEN FIT MY STAGE AT THE FESTIVAL. ONE DAY THEY WOULD SAY YES… WE’D SEND THEM OUR SPECS THEN THEY THEY’D SAY OK… THEN THEY WOULD SEND SPECS BACK THAT DIDN’T FIT THE STAGE. WE WERE OBVIOUSLY DEALING WITH FUCKING IDIOTS WHO DIDN’T REALLY HAVE THE CAPACITY TO REALLY PUT ON THIS SHOW PROPERLY. THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE … I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT’S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!

And he goes on and on…and on. All in caps! You know, I’m starting to like Kanye. I used to think he was a total tampon with douchey sunglasses, but now I’m digging his mini-emotional-breakdowns that are best expressed in CAPS. He’s like that kid in grade school that would start a petition, because he was so angry that they only served chicken nuggets one day a week. I mean, he would get really emotional about it. Kanye sort of dresses like that kid too. I always loved that kid. But I don’t love CAPS!

VIA Funny Or Die

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