Breaking! Wild Boars Invade Chateau Brangelina!!!

June 25, 2008 / Posted by:

It has come to this. I don’t know what’s sadder, the paps taking pictures of wild boars near Brangelina’s property or me posting the pictures. Let’s go with the latter, but we already know that I’ll post anything. Anything. I’m not sure why I’m so amused by this. I need to put down the bong.

Wait just a Shiloh minute! The beady eyes, shady ears and the dirty snarl…..that’s not just any wild boar. It’s a Brangaloonie boar! This makes so much sense. No wonder all my hate mail from Brangaloonies are entirely in CAPS and start with “Dear LOOSER.” Wild boars always spell “loser” that way. Trust this.

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