A Boring Divorce

June 25, 2008 / Posted by:

I’m falling asleep just thinking about it! Ted Casablanca over at E! is reporting that two boiled potatoes may be splitting up very soon. Apparently, Ben Affleck’s mommy never liked Jennifer Garner. Probably because Mommy Affleck needed to overdose on NoDoz every time she was around Garner.

Benny’s spokesbitch said, We usually don’t comment on stuff like this. But you should know sources are liars. If you guys want to do the right thing, you won’t post that item. It’s all BS.

I would probably weep one black tear if Bennifer the Sequel split up. If these two blocks of wood can’t make their marriage last, nobody can.

Image: Wenn

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