Wonky Is The New Patron Saint Of Animals

June 24, 2008 / Posted by:

Last week, there was a story about Wonky stomping into some pet store to buy a little doggy for a fashion shoot. The store denied her ass. Well, she’s denying the incident ever happened. Wonky took to her MySpace to cry about it. You have to read it in her baby slut voice. It’s the only way.

I wasn’t looking for a new pet, I wasn’t even at a photo shoot that day, (I was down the street at Benji’s DCMA clothing store) and I actually have a Yorkie puppy. I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children. Of course I support pet adoption from shelters, and I made sure that my BFF show involved a local one to spread the word about how these animals need loving owners. So it is sad that someone felt the need to invent a story about me throwing a fit for a dog that would “go with my outfit.”

I have no idea where people come up with these stories and they are spreading to so many news outlets that I just have to speak my mind and clear things up, especially with my fans. I love you all and appreciate your messages, as always.

Blah…blah…blah! Does this rancid twat expect us to believe that she knows how to write? She had one of her ass crabs type this shit out and one of her twatty worms proofread it.

If this ho is going to treat her children the same way she treats her pets, then Child Protective Services better open up a file on that bitch right now.

Image: Jim Brooks

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