Since today is obviously “dirty ass” day at Dlisted, here’s a related quote from Jack Black. Jack talked about all the ways he used entertain himself as a child.
“I also put Coco Pops in my butt. Why? For comedy and experiment. I was a scientist and I discovered you could put a lot of them up your butt.“
My stomach doesn’t even want to know what he did with those Coco Pops after they fell out of his ass. Fudge coated Coco Pops! I’m sure there’s still a few up in there. Snap! Crackle! Poop! Oh wait, that’s Cocoa Krispies. He probably stuck those up there too.