Kathy Griffin dated billionaire bear Steve Wozniak for a quick minute, but she claims she never did fuckey fuckey times with him. Insane.
She told UsWeekly, “We were dating, but were just friendly. I never fucked him or anything! The truth is. we really were friends the whole time. When we went to the Emmys together, I put on this really huge engagement ring and didn’t tell him. There are these great photos of me posing with this great big fake diamond ring. He didn’t notice! I was like, ‘Oh, by the way at the Emmys, I had on a fake engagement ring!’ And he was like, ‘Oh, that’s very funny.'”
After they broke up in April, Steve quickly became engaged to another snatch. Kathy said she has met Steve’s new piece and “and she’s a thousand times more appropriate!”
Kathy needs a lobotomy and therapy. How the hell are you going to date a billionaire and not get sexy with him? I mean, the dude is made of money! If you suck on his teddy bear dick long enough, money probably comes out. It’s like sucking off an ATM!