It’s Just A Kiss

June 24, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

This Heinz Deli Mayo ad featuring two dudes kissing was taken off the air after receiving more than 200 complaints in one week from a bunch of sensitive whores. I mean, the ad doesn’t even have tongue or a salad toss. The whiners bitched that the ad was “offensive” and “unsuitable to be seen by children” and also forced them to talk about same-sex relationships with their kiddies.

Heinz UK said, “It is our policy to listen to consumers.”

Several gay rights group have already asked for a boycott of all Heinz products. One of the HBICs of Stonewall, a gay rights group, told The Telegraph, “We’re shocked that an innocuous ad should have been withdrawn in this way. I can’t imagine that Heinz would respond to protests about black people featuring in their adverts.”

Heinz needs to send me the addresses of all the 200 measly skanks who complained. I’ll send them private videos of all the kinky homo shit I can do with mayo. Give them something to really complain about. Mmmm….mayo. I can eat that shit by the spoonful. I can eat mayo and butter sandwiches all day long. But not Heinz! I’m a Hellmann’s lover anyway.

VIA Towleroad

Thanks Ben

Tags: Dumbasses, Flavor of Love, Gay, Uncomfortable

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