It Wasn’t Jacko

June 24, 2008 / Posted by:

On Sunday’s episode of “The Two Coreys,both Coreys admitted to being child touched when they were 14 or 15. Corey Feldman told July’s GQ (via Page Six) that it wasn’t the gloved one. He said, “People can say whatever they want, but it wasn’t Michael. He and I have our own issues, but that wasn’t one of them. The guy that did this to me was my assistant. I was still a virgin at the time. I hadn’t even had sex with a girl. So for me it was just kind of bewildering.”

No wonder Jacko is going broke! He has to use his “Thriller” cash to pay off these two meth faces.

Corey went on to say, “It’s something that will be addressed in my inner soul for the rest of my life, and it’s something that truly affects me . . . It’s just like, it happened, it’s over, and move on. Let’s move on to the next subject.”

Yeah, let’s move on. All this talk of child touching and Corey rape is making me uncomfortable. So, here’s a video of Hope the puppy who was born without front legs. It will warm your heart or….make you feel uncomfortable again. Oh well, I tried!

Video VIA Cute Overload

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