How Do You Say “Dirty Ass” In Russian?

June 24, 2008 / Posted by:

Since we’re on the subject of dirty asses (see below), a spa in Russia has unveiled a giant enema monument. I know where I’m going for my summer vacation. The $42,000, 800lb bronze enema is surrounded by three little angels. The spa director said the angel’s names are Tommy Girl, Clay Gayken and Richard Gere.

The spa director also said, “There is no kitsch or obscenity, it is a successful work of art. An enema is almost a symbol of our region.

The spa is located in the Caucasus Mountains regions. CACA MOUNTAINS?! This shit is too much. The region is known for dozens of spas where enemas are performed with water from local mineral springs.

The spa also hung a giant banner that says, “Let’s beat constipation and sloppiness with enemas.”

A bronze enema monument in the Caca Mountains? This spa better expect a little visit from Star Jones’ ex-beard. Build a giant enema and Gay Al Reynolds will cum come.


Thanks Jello Wanabe

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