Heather Locklear Gets Help

June 24, 2008 / Posted by:

People reports that Heather Locklear has checked herself into a facility in Arizona to treat psychological issues.

Her rep said, “Heather has been dealing with anxiety and depression. She requested an in-depth evaluation of her medication and entered into a medical facility for proper diagnosis and treatment. This is a confidential medical matter and no further statement will be released.

Heather started taking meds in 2006 after she divorced Richie Sambora. This past March, a friend called 911 because they were afraid Heather was suicidal.

Denise Richards, this is your fault. I blame you.

There’s a soft spot in my charcoal heart for the robot call girl known as Denise Richards, but Heather Locklear is like family to me. Sammy Jo and Amanda Woodward helped raise me and they both taught me what really matters in this world: sex, money and power.

Feel better, Heather! Oh and stay out of the sun! Isn’t it like ten million degrees in Arizona today? And Denise, go bury your head in pig caca!

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