Do You Blame Her?

June 24, 2008 / Posted by:

Larry King’s wifey #6 (or 7?) has checked herself into rehab for an addiction to painkillers reports Page Six. 48-year-old Shawn Southwick King has been married to 7,689-year-old Larry King for 10 years. They have two brats together.

A friend of Larry’s said, “Shawn is in rehab for medication issues related to her chronic migraine problem.” He forgot to mention that Shawn’s vagina is also in rehab for severe emotional trauma due to years of having to kiss and hug Larry’s shriveled up snail.

If you were married to the dead, you would be on heroin, PCP, meth, ludes, coke, painkillers, Nyquil, booze, freon, peyote, jankem and more! Your kitchen would look like a Miami Vice episode.

You know that when Shawn checked into rehab, the rehab bitch asked her, “So what brings you here?” She responded, “I’m married to Larry King.” Rehab bitch shouted, “Give her the works!

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