Crocs This Way

June 24, 2008 / Posted by:

Not Steven Fucking Tyler!!! And the pepaw is posing in those things like he’s feeling sexy in them. I blame all of his booze and drugs problems on Crocs! I also blame them for making him look like Carly Simon.

I’m seriously starting to see those plastic vagina shoes everywhere! They are taking over the Earth and soon we will be a world filled with Crocs. I mean, they started making Crocs high heels. The fugness must end!

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