Basically, this dude right here shoved a cell phone up his ass. You see, Jeffrey Barrier was arrested at a tanning salon in Cincinnati for allegedly trying to take pictures of a nekkid woman. 41-year-old Jeffrey stood on a chair to get pictures of the chick. When the fuzz arrived, Jeffrey denied away and said he didn’t have a camera with him.
When the police searched his ass, literally, they found the shitty cell phone camera. Don’t ask me how this sick fuck got the cell phone up his ass. Don’t ask me to demonstrate either. I save fuckery like that for the end of the week. My ass needs a couple of days to recover.
Seriously though, he’s one talented butt fucker. I bet he can text his friends with his sphincter. And screw a mug shot! I want an ass shot! His ass can probably smile and wink for the camera too!
Source: The Smoking Gun