Annie’s Ex-Beard Arrested Again

June 24, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Anne Hathaway’s Zach Braff look-alike ex-beard, Raffaello Follieri, was arrested for wire fraud and money laundering. Raffaello’s skeezy ass is accused of telling an investor he had been named CFO of the Vatican. The AP reports that because of his Vatican connection, he was able to buy properties at a discount owned by the Catholic Church in the US.

Zach, I mean Raffaello, is due in court this morning.

Annie Hathaway is totally laughing into a warm, pile of snatch! And I’ll fucking bet my prized dildo collection that his real name is something plain like Ralph Foley.

Ralph Foley has also earned a prime spot next to me on the short bus to hell for that little ungodly stunt. Dark-sided! Don’t laugh! You have a spot in the back of the bus next to Don Imus and that ole’ bitch is going to blow pepaw farts the entire way.

Tags: Arrests, Brigitte Bardot, Dumbasses, Gayelles, Tori Spelling, Uncomfortable

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