The Greatest Song Of Heidi Montag’s Life

June 23, 2008 / Posted by:

The greatest song” of Heidi Montag’s life is the worst song of my life. You know Jem and the Holograms passed on this trash before Heidi took it. I don’t even think this horsey bitch is singing in English! This skank needs to take a few ESL courses before trying to to sing in English. And she even tries to sing in French, but it sounds more like Pepe Le Pew talking in gibberish. It’s time for Heidi to give up “music” altogether. She needs a new hobby! Snuff films, maybe?

Listen to Heidi’s “Fashion” below or click here. Your ears will probably go on strike after listening to this atrocious shit, so don’t be surprised if you can’t hear the rest of the day.

VIA UsWeekly

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