That Isn’t Cellulite

June 23, 2008 / Posted by:

That isn’t the cheese section of your local grocery store on the thighs of international supermodel Phoebe Price. It’s……’s….what the fuck is that?! Seriously, who the fuck keeps airbrushing cotty cheese on the immaculate porcelain thighs of Chicken Cutlets? It’s probably those fucking Foster Farms chickens! They are jealous of Phoebe’s organic and free-range chicken cutlets! The fuckery must stop! PP is perfection and we know it. That being said, this is the last thing in the world my hangover needed. I think my toilet’s calling.

And expect a press conference, lawsuit and declaration of war from PP in 3…2…..

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