A group of paps were taking pictures of Matthew McConaughey surfing (you know, because we don’t have enough of those pictures) over the weekend when a group of surfers dropped their imported Maui Wowie and tried to defend their turf!
The surfer dudes told the paps to “get a real job” and the paps responded with, “This is a real job. What do you do?” The surfer dude shouted, “I fucking drink beer and party.” I think I want to marry that surfer dude.
Anyway, their war of douche words went on and finally ended with a chubby pap hitting a surfer with some photo equipment. Ugh. This would have been so much better if the surfers were hotter, covered in oil and wearing thongs.
And where the fuck is Annette Funicello when you need her? She would have kept the peace!
The douche fight didn’t stop there! Yesterday, the same shit went down, but the cops were called. Click here to see the video from yesterday of the surfers beating a pap in the water and some annoying bitch screaming about whatever.
Matthew doesn’t want any of this kind of violence! He just wants us all to take off our shirts, rub our skank against each other, smoke a bowl and play the bongos!