Some Things Never Change

June 23, 2008 / Posted by:

It’s nice to see that motherhood hasn’t completely taken the cunt bitch out of JLo. That would be a pity. JLo was shopping at the Catherine Malandrino store on Manhasset’s Miracle Mile when she demanded that they shut down the entire store for her. The store denied her chunky chunk ass, but that didn’t stop JLo from making more demands.

A source told Page Six, “Then one of her eight-person entourage, including two bodyguards with their guns showing, was yelling at the clerk that Jennifer gets a 50 percent discount. Jennifer also tried on about a million outfits, then just threw it all in a pile in the dressing room and didn’t buy one thing.”

JLo needs one armed guard to protect each ass cheek. You know, if I was a salesgirl and JLo’s cloud of make-up and mink lashes waltzed in, I would expect her to give me the bitch treatment. I would be disappointed if she didn’t give me at least three evil side-eyes and call me a “pinche pendejo” at least once.

Oh and you know the Dragon Tales twins are going to run away once they figure out how to make an escape ladder out of their rabbit fur baby blankets.

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