I don’t watch “The Two Coreys” because my weekly douche intake is already at its maximum level, but several of you whores wrote me on what went down on last night’s season premiere. Well, during last night’s episode, Corey Haim admitted to being raped at the age of 14. Corey Feldman also confessed he was child touched around that age. They didn’t say by whom, but it was one of Corey Feldman’s close friends. Escandalo!
I’m guessing the accused child toucher’s name rhymes with HACKO?