Jenny Aniston is currently in London waiting for her soon-to-be stalking victim, John Mayer, to join her from Denmark. John is getting ready to start his UK tour with Jenny joining his entourage. You know bitch is just there to make sure Mayer keeps his “Dominican penis” in his pants! John probably doesn’t even know she’s there. He’s going to be shocked when he realizes that the crazy woman in the front row, throwing her bra at him and screaming “Why won’t you fucking marry me asshole?” is actually Jenny Aniston.
Here’s Jenny leaving LAX to stalk John in London. Notice the Smart Water? Product placement!