Wino Is Sick

June 22, 2008 / Posted by:

Okay, she’s really sick. Okay, really, REALLY sick. Okay, really, REALLY, REALLY sick. You get it. Our little Wino doesn’t have TB, but she does have emphysema. That’s what her daddy, Mitch Wino, told the Daily Mail. Mitch Wino said that the docs told his 24-year-old daughter that she must quit the drugs and other shit if she wants to breathe properly again. If not, Wino could find herself in a wheelchair within a month. Well, at least she won’t be stumbling around anymore?

He said, “The doctors have said that if she had continued the way she was going she could have ended up an invalid – she wouldn’t have been able to breathe. With smoking the crack cocaine and the cigarettes her lungs are all gunked up. There are nodules around the chest and dark marks. She’s got 70 per cent lung capacity.” He’s also forgetting all the loose hair from her crackhive that has probably ended up in her lungs! Crackball!

Mitch is afraid that if Wino leaves the hospital now, she’ll go back to smoking crack which means she could be six feet under in a couple of months.

Mitch said that Wino seems like she wants to quit all the crap. He also spoke to Blaaaake who has promised to quit for Wino. Blaaake also wants to go into rehab once he’s released from the chokey. Uh…huh…Blaaake is a true crackhead through and through which means he’ll say just about anything to keep his piggy bank secure.

Furthermore, Mitch has asked the drugs dealer and Dreamboat Doherty to stay away from Wino. He said, “I‘m saying to those drug dealers, and they know who they are, if they are supplying crack to Amy, then they’ve got to take responsibility. I don’t want her hanging out with her mates like Pete Doherty either.” WHAT?! Why is Dreamboat always to blame? It’s not like he stuck a needle in her arm and shot her up……oh wait.

Oh Wino! Listen to Whitney Houston, crack is whack….and it fucks up your lungs!

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