I really hope Chicken Cutlets is on the pill because if she’s not, then she’s definitely knocked up with frozen yogurt’s baby. Yesterday, the international supermodel had hot, unadulterated mouth sexy times with a cup of frozen yogurt in Los Angeles. She’s going to give birth to a huge plate of chicken tzatziki! Get a freezer, PP! There were children watching. You know that little boy will never touch a plate of chicken cutlets again.
Here’s more of the sexiest pair of chicken cutlets giving fellatio to a cup of frozen yogurt. And after her poultry-yogurt sex session, she got a mani-pedi. Naturally.