Today’s Crackie of Camden health watch update isn’t positive Our little crackie might have TB.
The Sun reports that Wino has been coughing up blood from a chest infection. I thought she normally coughed up blood? You learn something new every day!
The docs also think she might have tuberculosis because of her massive weight loss and loss of appetite. Shit, that means 90% of those Hollywood twats have TB.
A source said, “She’d been been suffering horrible coughing fits and hurling up blood for a while but refused to be examined. Doctors now believe it is tuberculosis and are doing more tests to be certain.”
Wino is currently on a drip and the docs are trying to wean her ass of drugs. I’ll rub my swollen nipple (don’t ask) for good luck because they need it! The only way to get Wino off drugs is to get the drugs off her! That didn’t make any sense, but I’m still drunk.
I will say a million prayers for Wino at the roulette wheel today! The roulette wheel is my own personal Jesus! Wait…..the doctors didn’t say how her crackhive is holding up? Is it on an IV drip too? SAVE WINO’S CRACKHIVE!!!