Why Doesn’t Anybody Give A Fuck?!

June 20, 2008 / Posted by:

Jamie Lynn Spears popped out other Spears spawn yesterday and nobody seemed to care. Seriously, when Jamie Lynn got knocked up, it was major shit and everyone seemed to want to talk about it. But yesterday when she finally gave birth, nobody gave a fuckity fuck! I talked to people about it and they were like, “Yeah? So anyway, I pooped out a perfect banana shape this morning. That means I’m healthy, right?” I’m baffled! But I think I’m more baffled by banana shaped pooped.

Anyway, People Magazine interviewed one of Jamie Lynn’s distant cousins. Margie Busby had this to say, “She’s awfully young to be a momma. But that’s what they make grandmothers for. They have to help. That’s the way it is with our circle of friends.

That quote says it all. And can’t you picture Margie? Banana clip in her feathered hair, scrunchie on her wrist, one newborn baby in each arm, another baby barfing on her platform flip-flip, a vintage Billy Ray Cyrus cassette blasting in the background and a few chickens running through her double-wide trailer. And she’s probably one of the classier Spears.

Image: INFDaily.com

Thanks Denise

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