June 20, 2008 / Posted by:

What better way to start your weekend than by learning how to queef on command! You’ll be the star at all your weekend parties. Seriously, the good hos at Jezebel posted this instructional video from “Stace Hole.” This ho’s vagina should audition for the NYC Opera.

I’m not going to lie. She has major skills, but I can ass queef Beethoven’s entire Symphony No. 5. Can she? Yeah, I thought not.

Thanks Peaches

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