Naomi Campbell (or Nomi Macamball as my mother calls her) covered her face in shame today as she entered court. Okay, she’s not covering her face in shame. She’s probably covering her crumbling ass hairline! Homegirl needs to put some manure and donkey piss to make her hair grow back. It works every time. Not really, but I really want to see Naomi put donkey piss on her forehead.
And how the hell did Naomi get Porky Pig’s pepaw to be her lawyer?!
So… Naomi pleaded guilty to four charges of being a Grade-A cunt! The charges stem from an incident at Heathrow airport where Naomi freaked out on two police officers. She also called them names like “blonde bitch” and “motherfucker.” She so sweet.
Naomi will be sentenced later, but Magistrates told her ass they have a community punishment in mind. NOOO!!!!! Hasn’t the community been through enough? Lock her up in the chokey! Maybe the hos in there can fix up her hairline.
UPDATE: Naomi’s sentence has been handed down! Naomi was ordered to complete 200 hours of community service. She’s escaped the chokey! Unfortunately, the community doesn’t have a say in any of this. She will also have to pay $400 to each officer she attacked and $300 to the air captain. (The Sun)