At Least He’s Not Amy Wino’s Kid

June 20, 2008 / Posted by:

My Little Pony Parker and her big gay husband, Matthew Broderick, love to smoke all day and all night and don’t see to mind that it sees to be affecting their 5-year-old son, James Wilke.

Ferrus Bueller told New York Magazine (via Us), “He’s already curious. I can just see the little budding gene of a smoker in there. He’ll see a cigarette butt and say, ‘What is that? Why do people smoke?'”

Little James will be trading in his big wheel for a pack of Camels any day now. Matthew went on to say, “I used to smoke cigarettes, and I still do, lately. I gave that up a long time ago, but every now and then I will fall off for a week.” And he said My Little Pony is worse. Pony needs to trade that ciggie for a nutritious carrot. It will make her mane shinier.

It could be worse! He could be Wino’s kid. If he was Wino’s kid, he would have been shooting up between his little toes before he could even walk.

You know what’s more offensive than Ferris not seeming to mind that his kid might grow up to be a smoker? The fact that they put the poor boy in CROCS! CROCS!!!!! CROCS are made in the devil’s workshop. Yes, they are!

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