Troll TV

June 19, 2008 / Posted by:

We already have 10 million reality shows featuring boring ass celebrities, why not add another one to the pile?! TV Guide reports that Janet Jackson will develop a new show for MTV. Janet will search churches, YMCAs and places like that to find the next big music star. She better search strip clubs too. There’s some mighty fine talent in those joints.

The show will be shot in the next few months, before Janet goes off on her world tour.

Okay, I’m all for this as long as Troll Dupri co-stars in this mess! He’s one of my favorite trolls, because he looks friendly and cheery. Not like those evil Olsen trolls! Troll Dupri looks like he’ll dance a jig for you on command and rub your belly with his bald head when you’re feeling down.

And LaToya Jackson better serve as the dance captain and stylist. If Janet doesn’t involve Troll Dupri or LaToya in this shit, it’s going to blow-o. Shit, it’s going to blow anyway!

Here’s Janet and Troll Dupri at some Cartier event last night.

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