Right Where They Belong!

June 19, 2008 / Posted by:

Katie Price (the whorebag formerly known as Jordan) and Peter Andre’s CD of love songs has gone to the birds! The Sun found 40,000 copies of the CD covered in bird shit.

This is what these two homos deserves! They ruined some of our beloved classics! I mean, they covered “Don’t Go Breaking My Heart,” “I’ve Had The Time Of My Life” and “Islands in the Stream.” That is a gay crime!

The bitch that found this shit said, “I thought I’d stumbled on a stash of Coldplay’s new album ready for sending out, so I was gutted when I saw it was some rubbish Jordan and Peter Andre tried to get in the charts. Many of the CDs were covered in bird crap and had gone mouldy.”

Those birds should really get jobs as critics for Billboard. They know their shit!

Below is Katie and Peter singing “A Whole New World” live. Katie seriously has the voice of an angel……slowly being strangled.

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