Inside The Head Of Tommy Girl
June 19, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Those are the first three words that pop into Tommy Girl’s head every morning before he has his first cup of piping hot Crystal Light. It gets him through the day.
So…… Some hot bitch in London had the right idea by leaving only the COCK up in the title of Will Smith’s new movie. The London Paper reports that the fun was quickly killed and all the letters were taken down. Boring. I’m sure they would sell more tickets if they kept it up.
Below is Willy trying to “canoodle” with Charlize Theron at the London premiere last night. We get it, Will. You’re such a heterosexual. Actually, this is how it looks when a raging homo gets on his fruit fly after too many flirtinis.
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