Cynthia, Rojo Caliente Loves You Just The Way You Are

June 19, 2008 / Posted by:

File this under: See it to believe it! Page Six claims Rojo Caliente’s true love, Cynthia Nixon, went and got her titties done! A source said that soon after “Hags In The Shitty” came out, Cynthia and her co-star Kristin Davis checked into Roosevelt Hospital for a little work.

The source said, “Cynthia had a breast augmentation and soon after, Kristin had the varicose veins on her legs removed. They both made sure they did it on the quietest day of the week.

Yeah, who cares about Kristin! That ho could get a sex-change and I still wouldn’t give a llama’s nutsack.

Cynthia’s spokeswhore denied she had any work done. And the woman did have breast cancer! Maybe her being in the hospital had something to do with that.

Besides, she doesn’t need new chichis. Rojo loves motorboating her cherry tomatoes.

And this next dedication, goes out to Cynthia from a fire mountain of a woman who loves you “just the way you are.”

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