Checking Up With Wino

June 19, 2008 / Posted by:

Now it’s time for our daily check in with the Wino to see how she’s holding up in the hospital. I’ve got good news and bad news. The bad news is that doctors say she has an irregular heartbeat. The good news is that her heart still beats! Wild, I know. Next, you’re going to tell me that Keith Richards still has a pulse.

The Sun reports that Wino’s family plans to keep her in the hospital as long as they can in hopes that she’ll finally beat drugs. A source said that this might be their one chance to sort her out for good. If Wino tries to flee the hospital, the family plans to go to court to try and keep her in.

Wino’s daddy, Mitch, said, “Amy is doing fine. She is staying in as long as possible.”

Methinks they should plant an ice pop vendor outside her door 24 hours a day. They should also figure out a way to fill her hospital room with artificial crack smoke. You know, so she feels at home!

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