Becks’ Crotch Looms Over San Francisco

June 19, 2008 / Posted by:

A huge billboard over Macy’s in Union Square of Becks with no hands and a photoshopped crotch was unveiled to a crowd of screaming ninnies yesterday.

Becks was there in person to promote the new Emporio Armani panties ad campaign. He posed for pictures and signed half-nekkid pictures of himself for little boys. Jacko would be so proud.

Below is a video from ONTD of a bunch of dumb memaws screaming over the billboard. They act like they’ve just seen a 10-inch dick in person! A REAL 10-inch dick.

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