Another Spears girl has entered the world! Hide your sons! The National Enquirer claims 17-year-old Jamie Lynn popped out a baby girl at Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb, Ms. She delivered via C-section at 8:30 a.m. The new baby Spears weighed in at 6 pounds, 10 ounces.
It’s been rumored that Jamie Lynn and Casey want to name her Cailynn or Cassie, a combination of their names. Let’s hope she names her new little bundle of joyness, Cailynn Cheeto Spears. Of course, the Cheeto is after Brit Brit.
I’m sure we’ll be celebrating another Spears birth when Baby Cheeto pops one out in a few months. I’m joking! Give her a couple of years.
Congrats to Baby Cheeto, JL and Casey! A round of Purple DRANK is on me!
UPDATE: People has confirmed that JL pushed out Baby Cheeto around 9:30 this morning. They have named her Maddie Briann. Let’s try out that name, shall we? “Maddie Briann! Stop sucking all the freon out of our new AC unit!” Yeah, that works.