Attack Of The Bitch Ass Thong

June 19, 2008 / Posted by:

I’m sure you’ve already heard the story of the woman who was denied the sexy by one of her Victoria’s Secret thongs. The woman was on “Today” this morning where she explained her traumatic experience. You see, when she went to put the thong on to get her sexy on, the metal part slapped her in the eye. She had to go to the hospital and everything. Don’t laugh. She almost DIED!!!!

Of course, the chick is suing VS and wants C-A-S-H.

I can’t wait for this fucking trial. The grouchy thong must be vindicated! It will take the stand and say, “Your honor. I had no choice but to slap that nasty bitch! She kept putting her panty pudding all over me. It was self-defense!

SHARE
Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >