AC Slater Needs To Stick A Dick In It Already

June 19, 2008 / Posted by:

When did AC Slater become such a fucking dirty ass tampon? His abs would look so much hotter if he would just shut his damn dick lips already! AC said that he’s jealous of Tony Parker because he ‘s married to Eva LongWHORIA. That’s like being jealous of someone for having a bad case of hemorrhoids.

AC said, “We never dated. Unfortunately. We met a long time ago, and she was always with somebody or I was with somebody. But we hit it off and I have the utmost respect for her. Tony Parker is a lucky guy. I was in (sic) her wedding. I walked her mum down the aisle.”

It looks like being a slut paid off for Eva LongWHORIA because she dodged a major bullet. If she married the cheater known as AC Slater, she would be crying into Ken Paves beweaved loins every night.


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