A Dress Only A Memaw Could Love

June 19, 2008 / Posted by:

Nicole Richie needs to stop stealing hot shit from my abuelita’s closet. Nicole is trying sooo hard to look like a middle-aged housewife from the 70s who swings with her husband on the weekends, but she’s starting to look like Rachel “Chupacabra” Zoe and you know those two twats despise each other. They probably put “chunky” spells on one another.

Anyway, here’s Dorthy Zbornak Roper Endora at a Cartier event last night. Fuggie Fug also wore a frock that would look better as a picnic tablecloth. Seriously, laminate that shit and put some friend chicken on it.

I also threw in some pictures of Common to add a little hotness to this post full of fug.

PROGRAMMING NOTE: I’m about to get on a flight to Vegas for a mini-vacay, so this might be my last post of the day. I’ll try and post something later, but you know how I am. My body will probably drag me to the nearest bar and you should always listen to what your body says. Also, Friday, Saturday and Sunday will be light posting days for me. I’ll be back to my regular schedule on Monday. That’s if I don’t get arrested for trying to do sexy times with Liberace’s wax statute. It’s possible!

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