June 18, 2008 / Posted by:

A British chick was busted at an airport in Norway for trying to smuggle drugs into the country. This dumb bitch stuffed her wig full of coke and then glued it to her head. Wig mule! The customs agent knew something in the milk wasn’t clean when they saw her big ass wig coming their way.

Customs officials said, “The agent thought she had a great deal of hair and suspected that she was wearing a wig. The wig was examined and the agents found a bag of cocaine.” The official went on to say that the crazy woman kept screaming, “BLAAAAKE!”

The police had to take the 32-year-old genius to the hospital to have her wig removed. The court ordered the woman to be held until her July 15th court date.

Check Wino’s hospital room right now! You will find a bed full of empty ice pop wrappers, a used-up tube of Gorilla Glue and a receipt for a plane ticket to Norway!


Thanks Gill

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