June 18, 2008 / Posted by:

AC Slater had the audacity to try and recreate one of the iconic images that turned me gay! AC Slater could have stuffed a watermelon patch in his crotch and he still wouldn’t have come close to being as hot as Marky Marky circa 1992. AC looks like he was dipped ass grease.

For whatever reason, People Magazine has named AC Slater their “Hottest Bachelor.” Yeah, cheating and lie-telling is really hot.

Other douchebags on the list include Brody Jenner, David Cook, Terrence Howard, Brit Brit’s brother (for real), Gerard Butler, Bret Michaels (and his crabs), ScarJo’s twin brother and the twats from Gossip Girl.

What an illustrious list. The only tool they are missing is KFed.

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