Start Over

June 18, 2008 / Posted by:

Nicole Richie needs to hit rewind and do this shit again. The make-up, the hair, the rag, the fugly ass purse….it’s making my eyes dry heave. Somewhere in Fort Myers, Florida, a room at the Howard Johnson is missing its matching drapes and bedspread. That shit wouldn’t even look hot on Endora from “Bewitched.

And who did this to her face?! It’s like she handed her make-up artist a picture of Skeletor Anthony and said, “I want to look like this.” Dead fug.

Here’s Nicole at a Women in Film event last night. You know, because she’s been in sooooooo many films.

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