Japanese Pepaw Porn!

According to Time Magazine, something called “elder porn” is currently the rage in Japan. Quick! Somebody get on the next flight to Tokyo and bring me back some of these treasures. I would do a google search, but I don’t want to put my computer through that kind of trauma. It’s already been through too much.

Anyway, Time spoke to 74-year-old Shigeo Tokuda, one of the biggest stars in elder porn. Shigeo is not his real name because his wifey and kids have no idea that he’s a porn star. Shigeo has starred in more than 350 movies in the past 14 years. Jenna Jameson doesn’t have shit on this pepaw.

Shigeo’s movies have become best sellers for Glory Quest, the porn company he works for. The PR bitch for Glory Quest explained why elder porn is so successful for them, “If we only make standard fare, we cannot beat other studios. There were already adult videos with Lolitas or themes of incest, so we wanted to make something new. A relationship between wife and an old father-in-law has enough twist to create an atmosphere of mystery and captivate viewers’ hearts.” Their hearts? I think it’s captivating something a little lower than their hearts. Like their bowels.

Shigeo said that he plans to work as long as they continue casting him, “People of my age generally have shame so they are very hesitant to show their private parts, but I am proud of myself doing something they cannot. That doesn’t mean that I can tell them about my old-age pensioner job.”

Unfortunately, Time didn’t ask the hard-hitting questions. We all want to know how big the dick is and how does he keep it up? I’m guessing it looks just like a turtle head and he rubs a little wasabi on the tip to keep it going.

Thanks Samara