He’s Just Being McConaughey

June 18, 2008 / Posted by:

Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves “made a baby,” but that isn’t stopping his pothead ass from partying like a drunken fool. Star Magazine has pictures of Mattey in San Juan Del Sur, Nicaragua on June 6th at the Iguana Bar. A source said he was hitting on and touching several women.

The source said, “He already seemed to be drunk when he arrived alone, and he only got worse from there on. He was putting the make on every woman in his path, throwing his arms around them and trying to kiss them, and trying to dirty-dance with a few out on the floor. But he was a mess, slurring his words and stumbling around.” You know he was roofied him.

Later in the night, Matt was found inside of a sewer ditch looking for his lost flip-flop. Um….he wasn’t looking for a flip-flop. He was going to bed. That sewer ditch was his hotel room for the night. That’s how Matt does it.

Matt denies that he was hitting on a bunch of skanks, but admitted that he was drunk, he said, “Absolutely. Nicaragua is a beautiful place, epic waves, the best surfing I have ever been on. And yes, I’m STILL looking for my left flip-flop. So if anyone finds it floating around down there (it has 6:22 stitched into the side), please send it my way. There is a reward.

I think he’s still drunk. Scratch that. He’s always drunk. And what does 6:22 mean? Hmm…maybe it’s the one day of the year he actually takes a shower?

Image: Splashnewsonline.com

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