Brit Brit Should Hire This Dude

June 18, 2008 / Posted by:

Last night on “America’s Got Hoff Talent,” Derrick Barry did Brit Brit Spears better than she does herself. Brit Brit should seriously consider hiring this bitch to be her doppelgänger. She can sit at home, eating Cool Ranch Doritos nachos while he does all the shit she doesn’t want to do. He can take care of her kids, badly lip-sync during performances and take regular showers for her. Actually, nobody would ever buy it, because he’s hotter than her ass!


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