Ain’t That A Downer

June 18, 2008 / Posted by:

Amy Wino is probably having the time of her life in the hospital! She’s sampling all of their delicious drugs, talking about her Blaaaake for hours with the night nurses and eating all the ice pops she wants. And then Dr. DUH had to come in and rain on her crack party by telling her, “Quit drugs now — or die.”

Rain is wet, turtles are evil, Paris Hilton is a whore and Wino will OD. Dr. DUH seriously deserves some kind of award for that keen observation.

Wino is still in the hospital after she fainted in her home a couple of days ago. The Sun reports that last summer when the Wino had a seizure and overdosed, doctors told her crackie ass that brain scans revealed her problems were linked to drugs. They think her fainting spell this time is linked to her OD last summer. Yes, she still has a brain. Yes, they actually did a medical scan to tell her drugs are her problem. Even Harvey Price knows this bitch is a hardcore crackhead.

Friends have begged Wino to take time off to get better. She’s due to play Nelson Mandela’s birfday this month. Mitch Wino said his daughter is “doing fine.”

You know when Dr. DUH told her ass she was going to die, she said, “Umm…can I have a bump?

Poor Crackie of Camden needs to be strapped down in a room full of priests with Billy Ocean music playing in the background. If Billy Ocean can’t chase the devil out of you, nothing can.

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