You Can’t Always Get What You Want

June 17, 2008 / Posted by:

Wonky McValtrex has at least 10,000 dogs. At least. This dumb whore buys a new dog as often as she buys the morning after pill. Practically daily!

Page Six reports that Wonky stomped into The Puppy Store on Melrose in Los Angeles over the weekend and tried to buy a puppy for a photo shoot, so that “she could look cuter.” The only way this fugly whore could look “cuter” is if she put a paper bag over her head and vagina.

The pet store obviously knows this bitch’s history, so they refused to sell her one. A source said (read it in her obnoxious baby tramp voice), “She started screaming, ‘I love my puppies! I want my baby!’

That’s pretty effin hilarious. You know you’re pretty fucked up when a puppy-mill-buying pet store won’t even sell you a dog.

Bitch should have just called up one of her relatives. Any of them could easily stand in for a dog.

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